As well as the new video and pictures, let's have a look at the antics of this crazy family in recent times....
First it was reported that socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly been asked to play celebrated humanitarian Mother Teresa in a movie biopic. Indian director T. Rajeevnath has contacted the hotel heiress about taking the lead role in his new film, which will chronicle the late nun's life. He tells MTV.co.uk, "My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton. Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analyzed thoroughly before she is chosen."
We also have a court commissioner issued a restraining order Tuesday against Paris Hilton, ordering her to stay away from event producer Brian Quintana, who claimed she threatened and harassed him. Quintana testified that Hilton shoved him on at least three occasions and badmouthed him. Quintana said his relationship with Hilton soured after she interrupted a conversation in which Quintana was urging Hilton's boyfriend Stavros Niarchos to reconsider dating her. Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz said that she was happy to keep distance between herself and Quintana. "If this results in Mr. Quintana having to have a distance between himself and Paris Hilton, she's delighted," Mintz said. "She doesn't wish to have anything to do with this man."
Then we have the car crash - Paris Hilton was unhurt in a minor car accident as she left a Hollywood nightclub, said Hilton's publicist, Jack Ketsoyan. Hilton was a passenger in a silver Bentley that a companion drove into the back of a large commercial truck, scratching the hood of the car. The mishap was captured on videotape and aired on television and the Internet. Los Angeles police Officer Michael Lopez said no one was cited after the mishap. The name of the driver was not immediately available from police. "They decided to leave the scene because the paparazzi was there," he said. I wish I had more to say about this but I don't. When a douche bag crashes his girlfriend's $200,000 Bentley into a parked truck, words just aren't needed. The videotape shows Hilton's companion, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, slamming her luxury car into a truck as the couple left a Hollywood nightclub with at least two other people. The car is then seen speeding away from the scene with a scratched hood and Niarchos at the wheel as bystanders and celebrity photographers scatter. Later, Niarchos is shown speaking to Los Angeles police officers who have pulled him over. The officers then allowed Niarchos and Hilton to leave with their friends, identified as rocker Rod Stewart's daughter, Kimberly Stewart, and Talan Torriero, star of MTV's reality show Laguna Beach. Torriero is heard telling his friends, "I'm the only sober one, let's just go." Hilton, star of the popular Fox reality show The Simple Life, blows a kiss to one of the policemen and is heard saying, "Thank you officer - we love the police," before she steps into the car. The Los Angeles Police Department said it has opened an investigation to determine whether the officers should have detained Niarchos, a student at the University of Southern California, to determine if he was driving under the influence of alcohol.
In another twist, blond babe Paris Hilton was reportedly devastated after Los Angeles authorities took away her pet monkey, named Baby Luv, due to the fact that monkeys are considered illegal pets. The star broke down and refused to give herself the pet to the authorities so, the legal representative went to her home and confiscated the animal. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Paris adores animals but she's too impulsive and often buys exotic pets without understanding how to care for them or whether they can legally be kept as pets." The source added: "She recently fell in love with a baby kangaroo while filming in Queensland and asked for it to be boxed up and shipped back home. But she was forced to send it back when she discovered they grow up to be very violent," the insider added. Paris bought the little monkey during a trip to Las Vegas last summer and ever since the animal has been her favorite pet.
Think that's all ? You'd be wrong.
Paris Hilton's Publicists are trying t silence a Hawaiian taxi driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab. HARDEN JAMISON tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and SIMPLE LIFE star was too drunk to notice she'd wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend STAVROS NIARCHOS up after a party on Maui.
And to go even further, a real-life version of Cops has seriously cut in on Paris Hilton's party time. For those of you wondering why the hotel heiress was late in arriving at the Motorola party in Hollywood, she was busy dealing with the Los Angeles Police Department, who had served a subpoena at her Hollywood Hills home. "All I know is she was summoned to be a witness on a case," her publicist, Jack Ketsoyan, said Friday. Video showed several police swarming Hilton's home as a white limo idled outside, waiting to whisk her to her party du jour. (The LAPD is familiar with the grounds, having been to Chez Hilton earlier this week, when her Halloween party got so out of control Christian Slater ended up falling off the roof of the neighbor's house.) According to an LAPD spokesperson, Hilton "is a witness in a criminal investigation." Specifically, the police subpoena regards a burglary that took place last summer at a Hollywood Hills abode rented by Hilton and sister Nicky. Police say Paris Hilton is a material witness to the crime and want to know any information she has regarding Darnell Riley, an alleged burglar who targeted L.A.'s fabulous set. Riley, 28, was arrested in March for a robbery involving Girls Gone Wild mastermind Joe Francis. Riley is also being investigated for a high-profile heists at the homes of Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, club promoter Tommy Alastra and the Hiltons, per the New York Post. The newspaper quoted an unnamed police source saying many of the crimes followed similar patterns: an unnamed Elite model would hit the party circuit and weasel herself into the confidence of the target, then pass along relevant info (security codes, house layout, etc.) to Riley, who would allegedly handle the breaking and entering. The Hilton sisters were hit Aug. 4, 2004. The perp, who apparently entered by cutting through a screen, got away with a laptop, wads of cash and more than $100,000 in jewelry. Also missing: several of Nicky's designer bags, a collection of watches, photographs and videotapes. The Post later reported that Paris Hilton was being blackmailed to keep one tape away from the public - an item neither the Hiltons nor police have confirmed. As for the little get-together, Hilton chatted with police until approximately 10:30 p.m., when she boarded the limo and departed to Motorola's annual party benefiting Toys for Tots. The police and subpoena didn't warrant a mention once Hilton arrived. Instead she was all business. "Motorola always has the best party of the year," she said upon entering the bash. "So I'm really happy to be here."
And ten finally, we have the winner, the latest in this faux celebrity porn star's list of recent antics - Paris Hilton is too good for Playboy !!!
Well, actually, she isn't but she thinks she is. NineMSN reports that despite multiple offers from Playboy magazine, Paris Hilton has refused to pose. "They've asked me a million times. Hef has been after me since I was 17, and I got offered a lot of money. But I'll never do it. Because I'm Paris Hilton."
Look, we don't particularly want to do another story on Paris Hilton. It's not the high point of our day. But this silly bitch just won't stay out of the news. You could sit her in a room with a can of beans and the next day it'd be "Paris has sex with beans" or "Paris talks to beans - beans won't answer" or "Paris eats beans, almost dies - discovers can is 'not edible'." So congrats to this Quintana guy on being the first man to keep Paris away without wearing some sort of chastity belt. Or being a priest. Or dressing as an octopus. Though that's not a sure thing. "
Do not forget that apart from all this new and juicy footage, we have all the juicy pics from her hacked cell phone, the documentary on her and her sister Nicky "Not Such A Simple Life", her banned TV advertisement and so much more FULLY DOWNLOADABLE Paris and family that you will never run out of things to look at !!! Get in today and check it all out !!!