LEGENDARY bowler Shane Warne was on red-hot form the night he took two for dirty sex in a three-hour spell at the crease. And the randy Aussie cricket ace had model pals Emma Kearney and Coralie Eichholtz in a spin as he topped their wonderful figures again and again in a memorable innings at Emma's flat last Thursday. Shameless Shane, 36, even got his two wicked maidens to play with a giant inflatable middle stump as he showed just why his marriage to long-suffering wife Simone has been reduced to Ashes.
And despite his wild night, he still had the energy to take seven wickets for 99 runs, his best performance yet for Hampshire, in a match just hours later.
The Shane file spins out of control - Multi-skilled athlete. To the ability to deliver the leg-spinner, flipper and top-spinner with equal élan, we can now add the wherewithal to be engaged in multiple scandals at the same time. At last count, Warne was plagued by five separate controversies or sets of allegations, but it is growing by the day. Warne's facility in this regard may appear to be a recently acquired skill, but as with anything done exceedingly well, it has doubtless required much hard work and practice behind the scenes -- as well as sheer natural talent. Certainly, he has had to build up to this epic performance. In the past, Warne has been photographed smoking when under contract to quit, accepted money from a bookmaker for information, and been involved in a phone sex saga with a British nurse, to mention just three of his more notable displays. He has continued to improve with experience, to the point where, today, Warne has impressively made himself the protagonist in the following concurrent stories: The text harassment of South African woman Helen Cohen Alon; accusations of tongue-kissing a teenager (of which he has been cleared) in a blackmail case; claims from a former ACB employee that the Board received frequent complaints about his behaviour; and a yet-to-be-detailed harassment story from a stripper that her agent claims, if true, would "blow all others out of the water". And all this, remember, while serving a 12-month drugs suspension for taking an illegal diuretic. Warne is in some danger of becoming the Mike Tyson of Australian sport. That is, a walking horror story, a figure of ghoulish fascination once admired for his talent but who has since lost all respect through repeated acts of stupidity. There may be some way to go before that is true, but it is surely best to act early. Some claim the private lives of celebrities should be just that, that the scrutiny and criticism is unfair. The counter-argument of course is that if you cultivate and profit from a media-created celebrity status, then you must also be prepared to suffer for it. Particularly when that suffering is so often entirely of his own making. We do not presume that celebrities of ANY calibre deserve privacy. If that is the desire, stay home and out of the tabloids. Shane, not only doesn't stay home, he has a penchant for publicly humiliating his soon-to-be ex-wife with his peccadilios and now you have a veritable treasure chest of pics and explicit text messages to view and download to your computer. Read it, see it, and get off from all the lovely photos we found for you!
Here are some of Shane's highlight over the years:
A week without doing something wrong or without making headlines for the wrong reasons is a long time in Shane Warne's life. So it comes as no surprise that barely a week after he had a slanging match with an umpire in a county championship game, he is now on the "Exclusive" section of the London tabloid "Sunday Mirror" for apparently badgering a 25 year old Laura Sayers for sex sometime earlier this month. Laura Sayers claims that the incident took place earlier this month, on the eve of the Australian squad's arrival in England. Warne's other feats, outside of his ability to bowl, bat and field that is, are chronicled below, in reverse chronological order. Readers are welcome to fill up any other missing gaps.
Shane Warne's nomination for a Laureus Award (Comeback of the year) was criticized, rightly so, by Dawn Fraser.
Warne was caught with his trousers down and a cigarette in his mouth. Earlier in the month, Warne and Chris Adams had a sledging match.
It was revealed that he sent an explicit text message to a woman in New Zealand.
The year was a fairly quiet one for Warne, perhaps because he was preparing to come back to international cricket following his one year ban for taking a diuretic shortly before the 2003 World Cup. Of course, he did his bit to court controversy by saying that he was disappointed his teammates also didnt join in the fun and instead chose to keep a fair distance away from him.
Forty five year old South African grandmother of one, Helen Cohen Alon, claimed that Warne had sent her several raunchy text messages. Shortly thereafter, Angela Gallagher, a stripper from Melbourne claimed that Warne had harassed her with text messages. One of the headlines stated that the Warne scandals were bigger than the military action in Iraq. Can you believe it? Cricketer Shane Warne’s dramatic exit from the World Cup knocked the looming war with Iraq off the front pages in Australia as the sports-mad nation reacted with bewildered anger to the latest scandal engulfing its spin king. The Australian labelled Warne the “stupid spinner,” after he was sent home from the tournament in South Africa Tuesday following revelations he had tested positive for a banned diuretic drug in Sydney last month.
Warne quits from the 2003 World Cup after admitting to taking a diuretic. He was subsequently suspended by an ACB committee for a year.
A nurse in London accused him of harassing her with disgusting phone messages.
Warne had a heated argument with two teenagers who had photographed him smoking in spite of the fact that he had signed a huge contract in 2001 to wear anti-smoking patches.
Shane Warne and Mark Waugh reveal that they accepted money from a bookmaker in exchange for information. The ACB subsequently instituted an inquiry committee which recommended changes to the way the ACB handled issues of that nature and also criticized the fact that the players had got away with a monetary penalty.
Shane's had a very busy life...whether it's on the phone, in the car, on the field, or in various bedrooms..not his wife's, of course. The Aussie bowler had sex with Kerrie Collimore, 31, on the bonnet of his BMW and sent her filthy texts as he tried to save his marriage. A friend said: "He wanted sex everywhere." Warne, 35, split from wife Simone after claims he bedded a woman of 25. Warne bedded the blonde and bombarded her with sex texts in a two-month fling as his marriage collapsed. The Aussie spin bowler had sex with Kerrie on the bonnet of his BMW in a lay-by assuring her that he and wife Simone had separated. But at the time, the cheat was trying to patch things up. A close friend of Kerrie's said: "He couldn't keep his hands off her. He wanted sex everywhere - outside, inside, wherever he could." Yes, yes, we've got the pics and now you do, too! Just download them and see for yourselves. The friend also found 48 messages from Warne on Kerrie's phone which the sales manageress had left lying around. Six days later, he messaged: "What about i meet you somewhere in the open and you can be standing there in the rain i can come meet you and then f*** you? X". Warne, who has been linked to a string of sex scandals, also exchanged dozens of texts with secretary Michelle Masters earlier this month. Michelle, who works at a TV station near Warne's Southampton home, has been a frequent companion of the Hampshire star. But she insisted: "Plenty of girls claim to have slept with Shane, but I'm not one of them. Anyone who knows me would never say we were an item in a million years." Warne - father of Brooke, seven, Jackson, five, and Summer, three - split last weekend from Simone after 10 years' marriage. The last straw came when student Laura Sayers, 25, claimed the cricketer stripped naked in front of her and begged her to have sex in a London hotel. Warne started texting Kerrie hours after meeting her in a nightclub in Southampton, where he has a flat. The friend said: "Shane fell for her as soon as he saw her. She'd no idea who he was and when she found out wasn't bothered. "Shane wouldn't leave her alone. The phone was on fire with his messages. Kerrie couldn't believe how raunchy he was. He had the hots for her big time. She didn't know anything about his past and thought he was separated."
Fast forward to now in 2006, which, by the way, steamy pics are available for YOU to download and vicariously enjoy....The same guy, reportedly fighting for his wife and domestic life, is shagging two models at the same time. Thirty-five years old and simply has no regard for the vows stated in his marriage contract. This latest scandal is going to cost Shane a world of money; yet, he continues to tickle OUR need to know with predictable mis-behaviours, both on and off the field. We report to you, not just the past...we give you the current and latest scandal involving Shane Warne, superstar, superstud. Or is he? The 36-year-old spin bowler, who has been involved in a series of scandals, allegedly stripped naked and begged Laura Sayers (25) for sex before she gave in to his pleas. The tabloids revealed Warne's one-night stand with Laura, who was not very complimentary about his style. "It was all over very quickly. He wasn't very well endowed," she said. Warne refused to comment on the claims, issuing a short statement on Monday saying he was sick of having to defend himself against publicity-seekers who try to gain notoriety at his expense. Warne declined to respond directly to Sayers' claims. Well, if someone told the papers about the size of Warne's appendage, we're not so sure we'd be commenting aloud, either. Of course, that hasn't stopped Shane. Ever.
MTV presenter Coralie, 25—who was spotted canoodling with Robbie Williams at a London hotel just over a week ago—told us: "Shane blew our minds. He was so fit. I'd give him top marks for more than satisfying us. "He was talking dirty all the time. It was full on, hardcore and we had a great time. In the trouser department he was above average."
Emma, also 25, added: "Shane's a stallion and very willing to experiment. He loved playing around with the inflatable and was up for anything." Sex-mad Shane—who is facing a £4 million divorce battle with Simone—set up the steamy three-in-a-bed session by bowling a series of saucy texts at Coralie. "I've known him for years but nothing happened before because I knew he was married," says the New-Zealand born brunette. "But since his split he's been texting like mad. He even sent me one during a match."
In one text the dad-of-three told how even Simone was fed up with his sexual demands: "That's why I got divorced. She said that I was killing her...I m********* twice a day... the last year its been out of control.I got it so bad need action baby..." When Coralie said she wrote a sex addiction column in a lads' mag, Shane texted: "How horny... I am like a dog on heat..." And in another he panted: "Please please please massive wet passionate kiss to you xxxxx" before adding two minutes later: "Yummy just the way my tongue likes it... I mean Uummmm... Xxx . The threesome date was set for Thursday. Shane raced from Southampton up to Emma's posh flat in Knightsbridge, West London, at the end of the day's play against Middlesex, clutching two bottles of Dom Perignon and a half bottle of vodka. First he whooped and cheered as Emma—who appeared as Kylie Minogue's double in the film Street Fighter—did a striptease. Then he watched pal Coralie get her kit off. Soon all three were kissing, fondling and playing with the giant inflatable. Warne hit the boundary first with Emma. She says: "He made love the way I like a man to. He was a bit rough, he bit me a couple of times and was firm and manly." The amazing pictures show him trying a variety of positions with Emma, while Coralie watches and then joins in. Coralie says: "Shane's highly sexed. When I told him he was a great s*** he said, ‘Seriously, I love *******. I can't get enough.' I think he's even seen a therapist about it." Early next morning the bowler left the girls to grab some sleep before the game. But he asked them for more LB double-phew at the weekend. After the ten-wicket win over Middlesex, Shane claimed he was suffering. He said in an interview: "If I'm honest, I'm tired out." Today we all know why—and it's got nothing to do with cricket.
Right now, however, Warne is keeping his mouth shut about the newest of allegations. What is he protecting? The claims that he's not so well - endowed? Or is VERY well-endowed? Or the fact that his wife will up the ante on the divorce settlement? Who knows for sure what will happen? What we DO know is we've got the goods on the world's greatest spin bowler, Shane Warne..and we offer them to you, faithful readers. After all, nothing else matters, does it? We simply must feed our appetites and yours because we can. And, Shane gives us plenty of materiel, wouldn't you agree?